1. You eat at least 7 times a day. 2. You’re short and cute. 3. It’s perfectly acceptable to be chubby. 4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for adventuring… even if it’s frowned upon). 5. The Shire is beautiful. 6. Most adorable homes. 7. Perfect little curly hair. 8. Can walk around barefoot.
The hobbit you just called fat? He’s skipping 2nd breakfast. The dwarf woman you called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so you can differentiate her from a dwarf man. The Uruk-Hai you just killed? He’s been abused by Saruman. See that Gollum creature with the gangly limbs & large eyes? For 500 years the Ring poisoned his mind. The Elf you just made fun of for crying? Just lost her wizard friend to a Balrog. Repost this if you’re against bullying in Middle-Earth.